Three-Word Story, Let's See Where This Goes!

Description of Game​

For those of you who don't know what a three-word story game is, I will give a brief explanation:
When playing, a person posts three words, then another person posts three more words, and a nonsensical story is created from it. You can post again if two-three other people have posted before you.

I will start us off:

Once there was
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